Since transitioning from social worker to debauched clown, Rachel has done LOADS of cool stuff:
• wrote, produced and directed a play about a lonely ghost for a festival in Cornwall
• wrote, produced and directed two community theatre productions, with a cast of 22 people.
• performed at festivals (including Boomtown and Latitude) across the UK in cabaret line ups and as a roving performer.
• clowned around town at the best of London’s underground avant-garde club scene, including Nachtlicker, Riposte, JUNK and the Cause.
• devised and community-funded a roaming street theatre production: Close Encounters with Yvonne - which is being taken to the 2026 Edinburgh Fringe!
And that’s just for starters.
YVONNE
‘Close Encounters with Yvonne’ will debut at the Edinburgh Fringe this year!
Yvonne has been abducted by aliens on an almost daily basis for the past 20 years, and frankly she's sick of it! She'll be doing a walking tour of questionable parts of the city whilst imparting her wisdom of the dos and dont's of alien interaction. Expect loud rants by bins, unresolved trauma and profusive use of vapes.
FILLY ARMITAGE BONHAM-FOIE
A graduate of Central Saint Martins, Bonham-Foie erroneously places herself on the same level as Tracey Emin. A curator of ‘high art', she most often exhibits in nightclub urinals at 3am. Recent works include a photo-series of scarecrows from a Derbyshire allotment competition. Bonham-Foie invites anyone to become an art critic, no matter how high they are.
A professional security guard from oop North, Neil has been on a personal journey from angrily punching walls to becoming a fully fledged emotionally intelligent human. He credits his Non-Dairy child (aka Non-Binary, Neil gets them mixed up) for this progress.
Hire Neil for all your security needs, surprisingly woke conversations and general hilarious bants.
NEIL
THE LONELY GHOST
The Lonely Ghost - A simultaneously funny and moving exploration of loneliness, finding joy in (the after)life and why it’s never too late to change - even if you’ve been dead for 400 years. Performed May 2025 in Cornwall, starring Rachel and Oli Mosse.
CABARET
Sick of seeing hot people perform highly-skilled acts that have taken years to perfect?
Rachel has the perfect antidote!
What about a couch potato who's in an erotic relationship with their TV?
Or, a fully nude and historically accurate Lady Godiva that teaches the audience about consent?
Or, perhaps 'Kate's Bush', a Wuthering Heights themed celebration of pubic hair?
